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Madame Irma: sait tout, voit tout. Lit l'avenir dans le big data.
Tags:french cartoon, french cartoons, french, fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal gazer, crystal gazers, psychic, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, omniscient, all-knowing, all-seeing, data, future, business, businessmen, corporate, corporations, big data, market, markets, predict, predicts, predicting
The Ungooglable Man
"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."
Tags:fishbowl, fishbowls, life in a fishbowl, privacy, private, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, fish tank, fish tanks, social media, social medias, social network, social networks, online life, internet, internets, www, web, world wide web, big data, modern life, modern world, digital life, digital world, digital tradeoff, online marketing, online advertising, online advertisement, digital age, online privacy, targeted ads, targeted advertising, digital ads, digital advertisements, marketing, market, marketer, website design, website designers, data science, data scientist, data collection, data privacy, data security
Mermaid Online Shopping
Tags:mermaid, mermaids, online shopping, online commerce, e-commerce, online retailers, ecommerce, online marketing, online ads, online advertisements, targeted advertisements, targeted ads, targeted marketing, big data, data privacy, www, world wide web, internet, internet advertising, internet ads, internet marketing, social networks, digital life, digital world, digital tracking, recommendations, recommended, recommend, online recommendations, sea life, computer, computers, computing, marketing, marketer, advertising, advertiser
"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."
"So either it's about to rain a lot or this is what they call 'big data'."
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This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.
"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."
Tags:flight, flying, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, online, on-line, shopping, shop, shops, internet, internet shopping, price discrimination, price, prices, price changes, scam, scams, trick, tricks, order, ordering, orders, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, flying, holiday, holidays, cookies, tracking, big data, data
'My fitness band is telling me I need to be active more than one day a year.'
Tags:santa claus, christmas, christmastime, x-mas, x mas, xmas, holidays, fitness, exercise, physical activity, fitness trackers, fitness band, smart watches, wearables, data tracker, tracking data, data technology, big data, big-data, health data, personal data, information technology, biometrics, biometric data, vitals, health stats, health statistics, computers, mobile devices
The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...
Tags:nsa, national security administration, national security agency, surveillance, government agency, government agencies, spying, privacy, data security, internet traffic, data farms, data processing, big data, big-data, information technology, it, web traffic, spam, social media, surveillance state, government intrusion
"For you new prisoners here, the warden will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects."
'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'
Tags:data, analytics, data mining, big data, big-data, analytics education, analytics learning, data education, school, students, pupils, education, clustering algorithms, sequential patterns, computers, technology, tech, generational differences, data walls, youth, parents, parenting, k-12 education, generation gap, generation gaps
'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'
Tags:fitness trackers, fitness apps, fitness tracker, wearable technologies, smartwatch, smartwatches, smart watch, smart watches, smart-watch, smart-watches, wearable tech, wearable technology, mobile devices, computers, data, health data, big-data, big data, vitals, vital stats, vital statistics, medical, health and fitness, sleep, sleep deprivation, work, daydreams, day dreaming, daydream, day dreamer, day dreamers, office worker, office workers, worker drones, cubicles
"The numbers look bad this month...like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad."
Tags:business meetings, sales, sales meetings, charts, sales, charts, meeting presentations, chart presentations, sales presentations, sales volume, drop in sales, data, sales data, corporate data, big data, big-data, graph, graphs, data visualization, off the charts, downturn, downturns, profit, profits, loss, losses, accountant, accountants, accountancy
'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'
Tags:sales meetings, quarterly reports, sales, reports, business meetings, jokes, pranks, supply company, supply companies, b2b, business to business, visual aids, visual props, corporate earnings, business presentation, funny business, data, big data, big-data, business intelligence, bi, analytics, profits, quarterly profits, earnings reports
'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'
"As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics."
Tags:business meetings, chart, graph, sales report, sales reports, charts, graphs, sales, sales presentations, sales data, sales numbers, sales figures, quarterly earnings, earnings reports, business reports, downturns, upturns, business cycles, business data, business intelligence, line graphs, meetings room, war room, corporate earnings, corporations, analytics, big data, big-data, surprises, anomaly, anomalies
"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, sports data, sports decisions, statistics, technology, computers, sports, athletes, athletics, ai, artificial intelligence, robots, machine learning, tournament brackets, march tournament, college basketball
'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'
Tags:data, analytics, software, healthcare, hospitals, hospitalization, medical bills, predictive, prediction, accuracy, accurate, treatment, diagnosis, diagnostic tool, medical billing, hospital bills, bills, fines, cost transparency, big data, big-data, medical data, patient data, patient care, doctor, doctors, physicians, computers, tech, technology, cloud, cloud data
"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, statistics, technology, software as a service, internet of things, island, castaways, stranded, sos, s.o.s.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Tags:user agreement, user agreements, data, data collection, data collections, privacy, data privacy, online, online privacy, internet privacy, tech, technology, legal, legal agreements, legal language, legalese, fine print, big data, small print, legal jargon, terms and conditions, contract, contracts, contract law, law, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, licenses, licensor, licensors, clause, clauses, boilerplate language, business negotiations, business negotiation, business negotiating, successors and assigns, lawsuit, lawsuits, solicitor, solicitors
'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'
Tags:discretionary spending, increased spending, disposable income, data, analytics, data analysis, big-data, big data, data science, data scientists, computers, technology, tech, kids, technologically aware, statistical analysis, finances, data source, data sources, undermining, undermine, whizz kid, whizz-kid, genius, parents, family, families, children, allowance, money, cash, work, pocket-money, pocket money
'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, sports data, sports decisions, statistics, moneyball, technology, computers, kids, children, sports, playground, athletes, athletics
'...so went to school to become a data scientist and was replaced by an algorithm."
Tags:algorithm, data, big data, big-data, data science, data scientists, data analytics, automation, job loss, deep learning, artificial intelligence, technology, computers, cloud data, beggar, beggars, panhandlers, manufacturing, jobs, jobless, unemployment, employment, downsized, downsizing, job security, workplace, job anxiety
'....My digital assistant reminded me to stock up on beer and nachos.'
Tags:data, digital assistants, artificial intelligence, ai, cloud data, cloud computing, access, online assistant, sas, software as a service, cloud tech, technology, computers, smartphones, secretary, secretaries, big-data, big data, analytics, predictive analytics, prediction software, efficiency, planning, software, game day, big game, remote batteries, sports, basketball, baseball, football, soccer, pastimes, leisure, food, snacks, leisure time, time off, gadget, gadgets