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"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"
'I'm referring you to an 'ear, nose and throat' specialist.'
'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'
'I'll be conducting the final phase of your job interview I've heard a lot of good things about you!' ('Must maintain eye contact..')
Born to be a Sound Engineer.
"So, ..... How did you hear about us?"
"Who you callin' Big Ears, Long Nose!"
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'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''
Insultive Christmas elves
'I'm the nose,ear and throat man...'
'What did you say, dear? -- I wasn't listening.'
'Yeah, they're a bit big, but it's a family trait I'm proud of: My grandfather was 'Dumbo'!'
"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"
"When I first started working here, I thought our boss would be a good listener. But, that hasn't been the case."
'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'
'Dumbo? How did you ever get a nickname like that?'
'Yeah, but he only hears what he wants to hear.'
'Here comes my date now. When I first met him, I assumed he was a good listener, but that hasn't been the case.'
"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."
'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'
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"My husband is a very good listener."
'I think you'll be 'a natural'!'
"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."
'Oh, sorry...I wasn't listening.'
Big ears, big teeth - both quite funny!