Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Fight or flight?
'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'
"Is this a good time to have a big fight?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, timing, bad timing, poor timing, threat, threats, long term relationship, long term relationship, big fight, big fights, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'
Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.
Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,
'Yeah, first I just wanna say: owwie ow ow, oh god this hurts... so anyways...'
Tip jar at boxing match.
'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'
'I'm a horrible person.'
When they put the belt on they pinched his skin.
'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'
'It's your wife with a second option.'
'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'
Out to punch
'He has some unresolved issues.'
'You did win Mr. Congeniality...'
'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'
Boxer's Hair Styles.
"I want to thank the dark lord Satan for helping me win and giving me the strength to beat the crap out of my opponent!"
Shadow boxing knockout.
' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'
Boxer being disqualified.
'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'