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"I know I'm perjuring myself, but I'm trying to make a point!"
Tags:perjury, committing perjury, liar, liars, lying, courtroom, courtrooms, court of law, legal system, the legal system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, priorities, argument, arguments, making a point, winning arguments, mistake, mistakes, big mistakes, fake news, making it up
"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
Tags:line up, line ups, line-up, line-ups, police line up, police line ups, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, bad memory, poor memories, forgetfulness, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, police, cop, cops, wasting police time, detective, detectives, police investigation, police investigations
"Well, I'm no legal expert but I think you have an excellent case, unless, of course, this is somehow my fault."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, malpractice, medical malpractice, diagnosis, legal expert, legal experts, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, doctor's appointments
"Oops – I think that was a tan line."
Tags:operation, operations, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters, or, operating room, operating rooms, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, tan, tans, tan lines, surgical mistakes, surgical mistake, surgical mishap, mishap, mishaps, mistake, misktakes, bit mistake, big mistakes, doctor, doctors
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, regret, regrets, tattoo removal, tattoo removals, stock market, the stock market, stocks and share, investor, investors, investing, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, economic crash, the economic crash.recession, the recession, financial crash, the financial crash, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, wall street
Bird draws a snake.
"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corrupt, corruption, embezzling, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, prison, prisons, jail, jails, work hard play hard, work life balance, work-life balance, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, big business, big businesses, regret, regrets, regretful, mistake, mistakes, life choice, life choices, big mistake, big mistakes
"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
Tags:hey diddle diddle, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, the cow jumped over the moon, space travel, physics, physicist, physicists, space exploration, astronaut, astronauts, failed experiment, failed experiments, test flight, test flights, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, oversight, oversighjts, cow, cows, cattle
"But it says 'no cover'."
"You sure you want to go the self-publishing route?"
Tags:publisher, publishers, publishing, self publishing, self-publishing, 10 commandments, the 10 commandments, the ten commandments, ten commandments, god, moses, old testament, the old testament, christianity, judaism, old testament, the old testament, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, modern life, modern times, the bible, mount sinai
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, laundry, chore, chores, lazy, laziness, dry cleaning, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, guilt, guilty, guiltiness, caught out, caught red handed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."
"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."
Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.
Tags:modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, distracted, distraction, distractions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, diving board, diving boards, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, accident, accidents, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations
"I'm picking up a negative vibe."
Tags:negative vibe, negative vibes, tiger, tigers, mice, mouse, predator, predators, food chain, food chains, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad vibe, bad vibes, pessimist, pessimists, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, understatement, understatements
"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"
"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here."
"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."
Tags:gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, gingerbread cottage, gingerbread cottages, new home, new home, property, properties, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, witchs cottage, witch's cottage, house prices, housing market, the housing market, bargain, bargians, trick, tricks, trap, traps, mistake, mistakes big mistake, big mistakes, first time buyer, first time buyers, moving house, moving home, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales
"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"
Tags:noah, noahs ark, noah's ark, extinct, extinction, dinosaur, dinosaurs, mammoth, mammoths, the flood, the great flood, old testament, the old testament, genesis, book of genesis, the book of genesis, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, caveman, cavemen, life choices, christianity, judaism
"You look nothing like you did through the peephole."
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
Tags:france, french, french restaurant, french restaurants, french cuisine, snail, snails, eating snails, mistake, mistakes, big mistakes, fatal mistake, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, escargot, escargots, foreign language, foreign languages, ignorance, ignorant, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, foreign food, foreign foods, foreign cuisine
'Whose idea was it that we give our investors full disclosure?'
"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"
Tags:mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, leaving the stove on, nuclear power, apocalypse, the apocalypse, nuclear radiation, nuclear radiation suit, radiation protection, nuclear protection, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, nuclear reactor, nuclear reactors, leaving the gas on, condition red
"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, x ray, x rays, x ray machine, x ray machines, x-ray, x-rays, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, skeleton, skeletons, medical negligence, malpractice, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
"He mistook jesting for heckling."
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, heckling, heckler, hecklers, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misunderstood, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, satire, satirical, authoritarian, dictator, dictators, dictatorship