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"We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!"
'Move! You're blocking the TV.'
"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."
He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.
'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'
"Wow, you guys really are the home improvement specialists!"
"Last year, prices were astronomical. They've dropped to preposterous. Next year I expect they'll only be outrageous."
'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'
'Instead of getting our car fixed, I used the check from the insurance company on something more important...a big-screen TV.'
They all have such big nostrils.
'I wanted a big screen TV for my birthday, but my wife bought the binoculars instead.'
"No big screen TV to watch football for you. But I do see beer, lots of beer."
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