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"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."
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The human guy with back pain
"I picked up a couple of hitchhikers. You don't mind, do you?"
"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."
"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"
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'You folks enjoying the big top?'
'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'
'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'
"It appears to be some kind of wireless technology."
Trapeze artist stick up.
Trapeze artist rips bigtop and falls out.
'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'
Marianne and lion tamer
Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.
'Look, if I miss ya, it doesn't matter - this is just practice.'
'Once Fuggie made up his mind, there was no stopping him. He left Kenya and headed straight for the Logansport big top.'
Special coffins for Clowns to cater for their big shoes.
A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.
'It's lonely at the big top.'
The human projectile. Man walking into rink with duty free.
'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'
'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'