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"I—I miss my frog wife."
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"Darling, when I booked a date night I didn't say it would be with you."
"Could I have some privacy? It's my boyfriend."
"I'm leaving to spend more time with my family."
"Right, this is my first double wedding."
"Bigamy is bigamy - it doesn't help to call it a 'three-ring circus.'"
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"It's not that I'm a bigamist. I just feel it's frightfully selfish to forsake all others."
"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."
Bigamy is hope's triumph over experience.
'I confess! I'm a bigamist. Don't tell the wife.'
'Do you, Robert, take Amanda to be your fifth lawfully wedded wife?'
'What's this about you being a BIGAMIST, Yomp?'
'Yeah, but it's a GOOD tired.'
"The penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law..."
'This next case could be a first, Your Honor - Same-sex bigamy!'
"It was to be a quiet wedding but her husband found out...."
'What's a pigamist?'
"Bigamy is having one husband too many. So is marriage."
'I don't know what you're mad at me for. I didn't invite my husband to the wedding!'
'Yes, I'm a bigamist, but I prefer to think of myself as serving two marriages concurrently.'
'I was told your own wife can't testify against you. Well, three of mine just did.'
'Having bigamously married 5 women and finding myself with 18 children, makes this seem like a holiday.'