Bill-payers Cartoons and Comics

"Oh, Honey - our first bankruptcy!"

'I've got our bill payment schedule organized.'

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

Big Bills

'Wow! Things are worse than I thought!'

"When it comes to retirement, it looks like 90 is the new 70."

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

"We can now pay our water bill online, and for the sheer joy of doing so, they only charge an extra $2 dollars."

'I live an alternative lifestyle. I pay my bills.'

"Some people pay their bill when due, some people when overdue...and some people never do!"

Bank Statement - Lock up your wife.

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"Don't be alarmed. He faints every time he sees the bill."

"Our bills are getting too high."

"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?"

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

Near Record Cold

"Reaching for your wallet at the front desk, however, should be no problem!"

"Here's a new one...a cost of billing fee."

"I'll need to see some ID before you can settle this account..."

"Have you noticed, bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques?"

E.T causes a large phone bill.