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Lawyer lists his billable hours on tombstone.
"A lawyer unpaid is justice denied."
'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'
"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"
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'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'
'They don't see the cruel MAJESTY of a system honed over generations, all they see is the BOTTOM line, everything is just about the MONEY.'
'I'm off to the loo....I'll be back in £270!'
'It makes the law seem so dull, so dry where's the place for drama, creativity and invention!'
"He's illuminating something called 'The Book of Billable Hours.'"
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'The dog isn't qualified so we'll be billing his hours at half the usual rate.'
'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'
"Sorry about the clutter. It's been one of those weeks."
"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."
"My grandpa says 'quality time' is for kids, and when you grow up it's called 'billable hours'."
"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"
'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'
'When we cross referenced your requests for paternity leave and your billable hours it appears that you must have been on the job when you were at the job!'
"Mrs Kimberly, could you please figure out how to bill people for just thinking about me?"
"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"
'Just because we're stranded doesn't mean I'm not your attorney and that these aren't billable hours.'
'All politicians have good intentions. It's our job to turn them into billable hours.'
'Do unto others - but only when you can do it during billable hours.'
'Are these billable hours?'
'Don't cry, Larry... You'll get the billable hour back in the Fall.'
'You remind me of myself before I raised my fee to $300.00 an hour.'