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'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'
'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'
'The bad news is chemo can kill you before the cancer does. The good news is the medical bills and health insurance can kill you before the chemo does.'
'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
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'Give it to me straight, Doc. How many billable hours do I have left?'
'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'
'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'
'Our first plan of action is to figure out how you can pay my fee.'
'Are these billable hours?'
'Here, check it by processing my bill.'
'Do I LOOK like I pay my bills online?'
'Am I a good lawyer? Would I charge $525.00 an hour if I wasn't?'
'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'
From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"
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'I dreamed about your case last night so I billed for it.'
'The worst pain I've experienced since my second visit is when I received your bill for the first visit.'
'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'
'Miss Hopkins, write two letters to accounting about our duplicate billing problem.'
'Don't be alarmed - loss of bladder control is a side effect of receiving my bill.'
'It's a new federal safety regulation. We have to slide a mattress behind you before we hand you your bill.'
'I'm going to have to charge you $35 for that drill bit you swallowed.'
'As a precaution, we're equipped with defibrillators for when people open their post-holiday Christmas bills.'
'It's a bill from Santa; for cleaning out the chimney.'
'I think we paid too high a price for this one, Harold.'
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