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"Here's a new bill to pay. . . intellectual property tax!"
"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."
"Listen, I know our bills are behind. We're going through a hard time."
"So I forgot to pay the water bill. At least the faucet stopped dripping."
"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."
Worrying over the large number of bills to pay.
"Some people pay their bill when due, some people when overdue...and some people never do!"
'We've refinanced our mortgage, can we refinance our cable bill?'
"My life is an open book - cheque book!"
'It's not my fault you forgot to pay the electricity bill! You'll just have to settle for beans on toast...'
'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'
'I'm afraid that we have now come to the bridge which we said we would cross when we came to it. . .'
"A guy threatened to punch my lights out, but the joke's on him. The power company already turned them off."
"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."
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"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."
"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."
Bill's typical response to his monthly cable TV invoice.
Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!
"You won't mind if we go Dutch will you?"
"Have you noticed, bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques?"
"Don't be alarmed. He faints every time he sees the bill."
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"Our bills are getting too high."
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