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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'
"Impossible as it may seem, Fred, the fate of the world depends on this drink and six or seven more just like it."
"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattoo parlour, tattoo parlours, tattoo parlor, tattoo parlors, tijuana, girl's night out, drunken binge, drunken binges, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, drunken mistake, drunken mistakes, stereotype, stereotypes, defying stereotypes, poker night, poker nights, gender stereotype, gender role, gender roles, drunken regret, drunken regrets, inhibitions, inhibition, overindulge, overindulging
"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"
Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, wine, wine appreciation, wine appreciator, wine lover, wine lovers, winos, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, lonely, drinking alone, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, loneliness, problem drinker, problem drinkers, problem drinking, wine education
"What wine goes best with vodka?"
"Really, Kevin! You'll ruin your teeth!"
it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!
'Oh my GOD!! - What was I drinking last night..?'
Tags:horse, horses, equestrian, hideous, ugly, regret, drinking, binge drinking, one night stand, man, alcohol, drink, hangover, shame, bed, morning after, night before, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, drunk, drunks, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binging, one night stand, one night stands, regret, regrets
"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"
Tags:pun, puns, word play, play on words, sea dog, seadog, sea leg, sea legs, sea, naval, nautical, wine, wines, alcohol, alcoholic, alco, alcoholism, dinner, dinner party, party, parties, partied, party hard, show-off, show off, drunk, drunken, drunkenness, drunkard, drink, drinking, binge drinking, drank, drunks, wine tasting, tasting, high society, drinks
'Do any of your parents know what you're up to here?' 'Mam! Dad!' 'What?'
'Dude! Come over. We're problem drinking.'
Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion
Tags:sports, sport, sport fan, sport fans, sports fan, sports fans, sport lover, sport lovers, sports lover, sports lovers, beer, drinking beer, chugging beer, watching television, preparation, preparations, prepare, prepared, prepares, preparing, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, marathon, marathons, binge watching, binging, bingeing, binge, binges
'Off my face book'
'They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no! no! no!'
Binge Drinking On Campus.
Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -
'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'
The World Dominated By the Social Problems of Drug Abuse, Alcoholism and Smoking.
'It's a new government-approved beer glass to prevent binge drinking.'
That dolphin drinks like a fish.