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'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
'Did someone yell, bingo?' - 'No, Selma had another stroke!'
"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"
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Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.
'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'
'They're trying to attract more male players!'
BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'
'There you go, Ruby! Just lay back, watch the clouds drift by and you'll soon forget about...well, you know?!'
"Bongo! I have bongo, Your Excellency. My entire people have bingo."
"Never bring a dog inside named 'Bingo'."
Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).
"Gone to Heaven - Betty, 67."
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"It's a sign of the times - I get heckled calling numbers."
"Getting staff is a problem, people don't like change."
'You can always tell when Granny has had a good day playing bingo.'
Bingo heart attack.
"Mr & Mrs. Jones thank you for your invitation to join you at the bingo, however they must decline your offer as they won a full house on Tuesday."
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'Louder, Ned. They're getting restless in the back of the room.'
Closing Laugh: Bingo
'Tut, tut, Father Clancy, we missed you at bingo Friday...'
Vow of silence at play!: B-10...BINGO!'!
'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'
'Why, that's amazing!' 'Trust me, Doctor! For her, that's a normal reflex!'
'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'