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"At Morgan Stanley, Ms. Brimworth, we do not shout 'Bingo!'"
"I thought you were just kidding about those old ladies."
"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"
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'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'
'They're trying to attract more male players!'
BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'
'There you go, Ruby! Just lay back, watch the clouds drift by and you'll soon forget about...well, you know?!'
"Gone to Heaven - Betty, 67."
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'There's a vacancy for phantom of the bingo hall.'
"Mr & Mrs. Jones thank you for your invitation to join you at the bingo, however they must decline your offer as they won a full house on Tuesday."
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"I don't like the news. It's like they know what scares me."
"Carmen, my husband's been coming home in the middle of the night. I don't know what to do...."
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"Look, Tia Carmen...I bought lottery tickets!"
When Tia Carmen says... "The poorest man is not without a cent, but without a dream" it means...she spent $100 at the bingo hall and didn't win anything.
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Closing Laugh: Bingo
'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'
'No, Aunt Ruby! You've already broken all my other toys!' 'Dewey, this is the lucky piece I need for tonight's BINGO jackpot!'
'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'
'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'
'Why, that's amazing!' 'Trust me, Doctor! For her, that's a normal reflex!'
'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'
'Arrgh! Two fat ladies!'
'Forty four fat old bats, forty four.'