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'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.
'Good news! That spot is B-9!'
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spot, spots, acne, spotty, zit, zits, pimple, pimples, good news, doctor, doctors, bingo, bingo card, bingo cards, playing bingo, bingo player, bingo players, gp, gps, illness, ailment, ailments, ill, ill health, sick, sickness, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, physician'There you go, Ruby! Just lay back, watch the clouds drift by and you'll soon forget about...well, you know?!'
BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'
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bingo, bingo player, bingo players, bingo game, bingo games, playing bingo, bingo hall, bingo halls, trucker, truckers, loser, losers, number, numbers, cry, cries, crying"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."
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bingo, bingos, bingo cheat, bingo cheats, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, pearly gates, heavenly gates, deadliest sin, sins, sinning, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheating, church, churches, church bingo, bingo player, bingo players, vice, vices"Mr & Mrs. Jones thank you for your invitation to join you at the bingo, however they must decline your offer as they won a full house on Tuesday."
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bingo, bingo hall, bingo halls, game, games, hobby, bingo, bingo player, bingo players, bingo game, bingo games, playing bingo, bingo ball, bingo balls, win, winning, prize, prizes, cash, money, butler, champagne, rolls royce, gambling, online, gamble, gambles, fortune, fortunes, butlers, senior citizen, senior citizens, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps"Carmen, my husband's been coming home in the middle of the night. I don't know what to do...."
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baldo, husband, husbands, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, wife, wives, bingo hall, bingo halls, bingo, bingo player, bingo addict, bingo addicts, gambling addict, gambling addicts, marital advice, marriage advice, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'
'No, Aunt Ruby! You've already broken all my other toys!' 'Dewey, this is the lucky piece I need for tonight's BINGO jackpot!'
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bingo, bingo player, bingo players, bingo game, bingo games, playing bingo, bingo hall, bingo halls, toy, toys, luck, lucky, lucky charm, lucky charms, jackpot, jackpots'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management
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bingo, bingo player, bingo players, playing bingo, rule, rules, jinx, jinxing, player, players, shaman, warlock, witch-doctor, voodoo, management'Why, that's amazing!' 'Trust me, Doctor! For her, that's a normal reflex!'
Forty days without a bingo, Mrs. Franklin finally snaps.
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bingo, bingo player, bing players, going postal, going crazy, poverty, hold up, hold-up, hold ups, hold-ups, gambler, gamblers, gambling addiction, game, gambling, old, old lady, golden age, crazy, snap, snapped, snaps, gun, point gun, rob, robbing, robbery, addiction, addictive"I had the hardest time finding volunteers for the neighborhood crime patrol...so I just changed the name a little bit."