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'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'
"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."
The Male Biological Clock.
" I don't know if it's my biological clock or an egg timer but something's ticking."
"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."
My Biological Clock
"How do I turn my biological clock back an hour?"
'My biological clock finally went off.'
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
Best if married by 7-19-09,
'His biological clock needs rewinding.'
"Don't worry, it's just my body clock."
"Now don't go getting all clucky on me!"
Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...
"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."
"Oh my god! I'm 40 and unmarried...the hands on my biological clock are giving me the finger!"
"I don't mind the fact that my biological clock is ticking...What I don't like is the way it chimes every half hour."
'It's my biological clock.'
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'
'You women have your biological clock to worry about, and I have my scotch and soda clock to worry about.'
'I thought I had them all figured out, and then they started talking about their 'biological clocks.''
'I thought I had them all figured out, and then they started talking about their 'biological clocks,''
'This sound? That's my biological clock. By the way- are you married?'
'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'