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'I love the name. Now that we've gone public, what do you think we ought to do?'
"I'm afraid a qualification form the Univesity of Hard Knocks doesn't get you far in the biotechnology industry these days."
Taken genetic engineering too far
'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'
Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.
'Yeah, he's something alright! Now you do know that if a Genetically Modified Organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?'
Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."
'Here come the people from the adoption agency again.'
"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."
"Oh no! Vegelanties!"
GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"
'Biotechnology - Bioethics'
Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'
Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.
'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'
'I just don't understand all the commotion over genetically altered foods, Jack. We've beens serving them, unbeknownst, to our employees in the very commissary for 10 years without a single complaint.'
Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.
'Who could have dreamt that an investment in low-carb, nano stem cells would turn out to be riskier than it sounded?'
Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.
I Can't Believe It's Not Genetically Modified
Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'
'Please, no work boots or dirty genes.'