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"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."
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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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'Man, you've got to try this 'walking upright' stuff! - It's like a total paradigm shift!'
'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'
'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'
'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'
I'm With Stooped
'Dang! How did they get to be upright before us?'
'When you get upright, it'll be a lot easier to talk to each other! In fact, we can talk all the time!'
How Teens Contributed To Evolution
"How about that! -- Oog got an app for walking upright!"
"I hope the four-wheel drive dealership isn't too far."
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Winning Through Bipedalism
"Sorry, Oog, but I've found somebody taller."
"O.K. it's a fun way to walk but I don't think it'll replace four on the floor."
Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.
"Oh, stop whining - When I was your age, I had to walk to school on all fours!"
"Take you to the dance? - You KNOW I can't walk upright!"
'You're walking erect, eh? - If it lasts more than five hours, you should consult a physician.'
'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'
'I'm not sure I like this 'bipedalism' stuff - I just got SLAPPED!'
'No, I didn't get a haircut - I look different because I'm walking upright!'
'C'mon - Now that we walk upright, we can do FIST BUMPS!'
'...And my hands are so smooth and soft now that I've learned to walk upright!'
'It's just a fad son: Walking upright will never catch on...'