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"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."
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"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."
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'Man, you've got to try this 'walking upright' stuff! - It's like a total paradigm shift!'
'It must be lower back pain - He wasn't that grumpy when he walked on all fours.'
"You ever think about upright bipedalism?"
'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'
I'm With Stooped
'When you get upright, it'll be a lot easier to talk to each other! In fact, we can talk all the time!'
"I don't believe I'm having this conversation."
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How Teens Contributed To Evolution
"It's called 'bipedalism' -- It'll do wonders for our productivity!"
"I hope the four-wheel drive dealership isn't too far."
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'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'
Winning Through Bipedalism
"Look! Now they're walking upright! - I'm tired of trying to keep up with the Joneses!"
"Nothing against you, Whonk, but Oog is a real stand-up guy."
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"Sorry, Oog, but I've found somebody taller."
"O.K. it's a fun way to walk but I don't think it'll replace four on the floor."
'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'
'It's nothing personal - I just don't trust upright people.'
'I'm not sure I like this 'bipedalism' stuff - I just got SLAPPED!'
'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'
'Was this the first creature that walked on two legs? If so, perhaps this is what people evolved from.'
'No, I didn't get a haircut - I look different because I'm walking upright!'
'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'