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The Free Range Finch
"I put the bird to bed - let's party."
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"When is my next parole hearing?"
"Well, this is pretty embarrassing."
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'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'
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'He's all chirp and no peck.'
Bird Bar and Grill.
"Have you been giving that bird feed with steroids in again, Margaret...?"
"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."
Freeing a Clockwork Bird
Caged bird reading about freedom
'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'
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'Check out the date, ain't you up for your parole hearing tomorrow.'
'I suggest you refrain from reaching into your untamed bird's cage in the future.'
'What did you put in his seed?'
"Maybe he just wanted his own space."
"Sure we got lovebird, can you give them a few minutes?"
"I wouldn't complain about the food too much if I were you. I'm the Birdman of Alcatraz, all I get is millet and if I'm really lucky a few berries!"
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Bird on a walk
Wordless Bluebird of Happiness
"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."
"Something has happened to the canary."