Bird Brain Cartoons and Comics

This is your brain on weed! This is Jeff Sessions' brain, always.

"You run into a window, too?"

"It was the classic fight or flight response. Next time, try flight."

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"The thing is, I'm actually very smart, but males feel insecure around me if I don't act like a 'bird brain'..."

"When did you last see it?"

"Bird brain."

"I'm worried Doc: He doesn't seem to have a bird-brain..."

"It's time I faced the facts, Clara, I married an absolute bird-brain!"

'Don't worry Son, a C-minus is a great mark for bird-brains like us...'

'Mum, Dad, I've topped the class: Not bad for a bird brain!'

Man trying to understand women by reading book.

'Joe's a a good worker...but he's a bit of a bird brain!'

'His doctor tells me that John has a chronic case of birdbrain flu.'

Origin of the term 'bird brain': 'Fly, babies...fly!'

"Don't even think about it!"

"We've been married for years! Granted, the conversations are not riveting, he's a bird-brain after all, but then again, so am I..."

"Well yes, she has a bird brain like the rest of us, but boy does she know how to use it effectively: she's so smart!"