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This is your brain on weed! This is Jeff Sessions' brain, always.
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"You run into a window, too?"
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"It was the classic fight or flight response. Next time, try flight."
Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.
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'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'
'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'
"The thing is, I'm actually very smart, but males feel insecure around me if I don't act like a 'bird brain'..."
"When did you last see it?"
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"I'm worried Doc: He doesn't seem to have a bird-brain..."
"It's time I faced the facts, Clara, I married an absolute bird-brain!"
'Don't worry Son, a C-minus is a great mark for bird-brains like us...'
'Mum, Dad, I've topped the class: Not bad for a bird brain!'
Man trying to understand women by reading book.
'Joe's a a good worker...but he's a bit of a bird brain!'
'His doctor tells me that John has a chronic case of birdbrain flu.'
Origin of the term 'bird brain': 'Fly, babies...fly!'
"Don't even think about it!"
"We've been married for years! Granted, the conversations are not riveting, he's a bird-brain after all, but then again, so am I..."
"Well yes, she has a bird brain like the rest of us, but boy does she know how to use it effectively: she's so smart!"
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