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"At least we scared them."
If birds had nightmares.
"I was reading that."
Tags:reading, read, reader, readers, newspaper, newspapers, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parrot, parrots, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, birdcage lining, birdcage linings, bird dropping, bird droppings, bird poop, bird poops, nuisance, nuisances, interrupted, cage, cages, cage lining, cage linings, bird cage lining, bird cage linings
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
"Wait for it...waaait for it..."
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
Tags:bird, birds, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, bird-bath, bird-baths, garden ornament, garden ornaments, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, candy bar, candy bars, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, chocolates
Tags:bird, birds, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, birdpoo, birdpoos, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, car, cars, restroom, restrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bird behaviour, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, ornithology, ornithologists, ornithologist, reynolds unwrapped
Umbrella salesman outside the bird house.
'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'
Tags:baseball, base ball, ball, bird poo, bird, birds, poo, pooing, poos, heckler, hecklers, heckling, pitcher, pitch, pitching, pitches, bird dropping, bird droppings, heckled, heckles, pitchers, crowd, crowds, crowd abuse, badgering, badgers, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.
"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"
'Guess who I shat on today?'
'We've got this new clock with a bird in it.'
Wordplay: Ruddy Duck
'Well, exCUUUSE me!'
'They're definitely not coconuts!'
'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?'
'You might want to close your mouth son.'
'That was my second birdie on the fifth,'
'The secret is to spot them before they spot you.'
Topiary Bird Dropping
"Dang...it seems that the mouse I had for lunch got reincarnated as a bird...."
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, predator, predators, prey, preys, bird, birds, reincarnation, reincarnations, reincarnating, reincarnate, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, vengefulness, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings
"I don't mind that he thinks he's a bird, but his droppings always land on the cars!"