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"Hand over the sandwich or I'll crap on your parents."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, gull, gulls, threat, threats, threatening, threaten, threatens, bread, sandwich, sandwiches, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, poop, poops, pooping, bird poop, bird droppings, droppings, scare, scares, scaring, scary, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"At least we scared them."
If birds had nightmares.
Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.
"I was reading that."
Tags:reading, read, reader, readers, newspaper, newspapers, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parrot, parrots, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, birdcage lining, birdcage linings, bird dropping, bird droppings, bird poop, bird poops, nuisance, nuisances, interrupted, cage, cages, cage lining, cage linings, bird cage lining, bird cage linings
National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
Tags:bird, birds, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, loo break, loo breaks, bathroom, poop, car, travel, bird dropping, bird droppings, droppings, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird-poo, bird-poos, bird-poop, bird-poops, toilet training, potty training, road trip, road trips
"Wait for it...waaait for it..."
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
Tags:bird, birds, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, bird-bath, bird-baths, garden ornament, garden ornaments, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, candy bar, candy bars, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, chocolates
Tags:bird, birds, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, birdpoo, birdpoos, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, car, cars, restroom, restrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bird behaviour, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, ornithology, ornithologists, ornithologist, reynolds unwrapped
Umbrella salesman outside the bird house.
'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'
Tags:baseball, base ball, ball, balls, bird poo, bird, birds, poo, pooing, poos, heckler, hecklers, heckling, pitcher, pitch, pitching, pitches, bird dropping, bird droppings, heckled, heckles, pitchers, crowd, crowds, crowd abuse, badgering, badgers, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.
"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"
Dr. Rashid Zeineh - Inventor of stealth technology.
'Guess who I shat on today?'
' So, which one of you is the famous 'Bird man' ?'
'We've got this new clock with a bird in it.'
'I wonder why the white cliffs of Dover are white. It must be all those seagulls.'
Wordplay: Ruddy Duck
Bah, humbug. As if worrying about pigeon droppings wasn't bad enough.
'Our neighbour has bought a new car again...'
'It's raining cats and dogs out there!'
'Well, exCUUUSE me!'