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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
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'The pandemic is here!!!'
Bird flu warning - What do I care, I'm a bloke!
"Larry! Swine flu!"
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DAILY DESPAIR - Right we'll lead on 'environmental armageddon followed by the bird flu ' end of humanity story' and the main feature will be questioning the reasons for increases in depression.
'Sorry, I'm anticipating the pandemic.'
'And when exactly did you start sprouting feathers?' - Public warned against buying 'Bird Flue' Antivirals over the internet.
'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'
"Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus!"
Government runs bird flu exercise.
It's bird flu Jim,but not as we know it!
'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'
'OK, that's good.'
"Don't worry about it. It's probably just a head cold."
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'The public aren't panicking about bird flu!'
"I'm not saying it's the plague, but I wouldn't go buy a big bag of bird seed."
'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'
"Your Thunderbird does cough and splutter, but it doesn't have bird flu."
'I'm glad you two have finally met.'
'We made huge profits from the Bird Flu and the Swiine Flu .. so the boys down in marketing are proposing next year's pandemic ...'
"Mr. Pigeon, you have the bird flu virus, all right, but you won't get sick. You're just a carrier."
'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'
'It's bird flu, but luckily we've caught it early.'