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"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."
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Jeff had a horrible feeling the dog needed his worming tablets again.
"Polly wants to blog about crackers."
'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'
'Aw, man-seeds again?'
Miracle gro bird seed.
'I said I wanted Mealworm! Not cricket!'
'In my experience son, pigeons are fed mostly by children or the elderly...'
"The saltines are getting a little boring - How about a GRAHAM cracker now and then?"
Don't be too demanding or picky...
A man feeds the pigeons at the park and the pigeons end up eating him.
A ostrich leans out of the tv to pick up bird food.
'A reservation? Of course I haven't got a bloody reservation!'
'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'
'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'
'I told you to limit his feedings because he was too fat!'
'This stuff is all right, but we prefer the floatsam and jetsam of everyday life.'
Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.
'Now, go forth and poop.'
In my experience son, pigeons are fed mostly by children or the elderly...
'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'
'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'
'Did you forget to feed the canary again, Janet?'