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'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, excrement, feces, faeces, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
'You're just supposed to watch. They didn't ask for your opinion.'
"At least we scared them."
Ed's Car Wash,
Pterodactyl poos on a cavemans head
Bird has pooped on an ice cream cone shaped sign making the ice cream appear to be melting
Tags:ice cream, ice cream shop, ice cream shops, ice cream store, ice cream stores, ice cream parlor, ice cream parlors, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, animal, animals, bird, birds, seagull, seagulls, bird poop, poo, bird poo, seagull poop, seagull poo, melting, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, melt, dripping, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes
Tags:bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, bird poo, pooing, crapping, stealing food, stealing chips, empowerment, false empowerment, fake empowerment, pigeon dreams, pigeon aspirations, aiming high, aim high, aspirations, goals, goal, aspiration, female empowerment, low goals, bad goals, aiming low, aim low
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).
"I'm a song bird."
'I've got to give the birds credit, I was only parked there 2 minutes,'
"Wait for it...waaait for it..."
'Looks like AIG got here before us!'
'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'
Tags:parrot, parrots, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, bird-cage, bird-cages, birds of paradise, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, pet parrot, pet parrots, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, drunken, antic, antics, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
Tags:bird, birds, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, bird-bath, bird-baths, garden ornament, garden ornaments, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, candy bar, candy bars, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, chocolates
'I'm trying to read and you keep covering it up!'
Tags:bird, birds, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, birdpoo, birdpoos, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, car, cars, restroom, restrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bird behaviour, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, ornithology, ornithologists, ornithologist, reynolds unwrapped
"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."
Tags:pollock, jackson pollock, artist, artists, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, expressionism, expressionist, expressionists, abstract expressionism, abstract expressionist, abstract expressionists, abstract painting, abstract paintings, painting, paintings, painter, painters, drip painting, drip paintings, famous artist, famous artists, pigeon, pigeons, bird poo, pigeon poo, poo, poos, pigeon poop, city, cities, urban, urban life, city life, influence, influencer, influencers, artist influence, artistic influence
Everyone's A Critic
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, amateur, amateurs, art project, art projects, painter, painters, watercolorist, watercolourist, watercolourists, watercolorists, watercolours, watercolors, paint, paints, art critic, art critics, artist, artists, birdpoop, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, criticism, criticisms
'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'
'Oh no!! Those birds are making a mess all over our clean laundry, Burl!'