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"I think he just ashed on me."
Tags:bird, birds, tree, trees, sit, sits, sitting, sunbathe, sunbathes, sunbathing, tree branch, tree branches, ash, ashes, smoke, smokes, smoking, cigarette, cigarettes, ashed, bird poo, bird poop, waste product, waste products, good luck, good luck sign, good luck signs, observe, observes, observing, vacation, vacations
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, excrement, feces, faeces, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
'You're just supposed to watch. They didn't ask for your opinion.'
"Hand over the sandwich or I'll crap on your parents."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, gull, gulls, threat, threats, threatening, threaten, threatens, bread, sandwich, sandwiches, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, pooping, bird poop, bird droppings, droppings, scare, scares, scaring, scary, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"At least we scared them."
Pterodactyl poos on a cavemans head
If birds had nightmares.
Bird has pooped on an ice cream cone shaped sign making the ice cream appear to be melting
Tags:ice cream, ice cream shop, ice cream shops, ice cream store, ice cream stores, ice cream parlor, ice cream parlors, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, animal, animals, bird, birds, seagull, seagulls, bird poop, poo, bird poo, seagull poop, seagull poo, melting, ice cream cone, ice cream cones, melt, dripping, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes
"I was reading that."
Tags:reading, read, reader, readers, newspaper, newspapers, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parrot, parrots, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, birdcage lining, birdcage linings, bird dropping, bird droppings, bird poop, bird poops, nuisance, nuisances, interrupted, cage, cages, cage lining, cage linings, bird cage lining, bird cage linings
"I'm a song bird."
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
Tags:bird, birds, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, loo break, loo breaks, bathroom, car, travel, bird dropping, bird droppings, droppings, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird-poo, bird-poos, bird-poop, bird-poops, toilet training, potty training, road trip, road trips
"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."
Tags:bird, birds, bird poop, bird poops, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, payback, get revenge, getting revenge, take revenge, taking revenge, laundry, hanging laundry, bird on the wire, telephone line, telephone lines, telephone pole, telephone poles, power line, power lines, doing laundry, do laundry
A birdhouse sits next to an outhouse.
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, women, men, man, woman, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed, first date, couple, couples, love, romance, romantic, plot twist, bird poop, droppings, dirty hair, bird, birds, animal, animals, feces, faeces, poo, bad hair day, insult, insulted
"Wait for it...waaait for it..."
'Looks like AIG got here before us!'
'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'
Tags:parrot, parrots, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, bird-cage, bird-cages, birds of paradise, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, pet parrot, pet parrots, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, drunken, antic, antics, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
Tags:bird, birds, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, bird-bath, bird-baths, garden ornament, garden ornaments, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, candy bar, candy bars, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, chocolates
'I'm trying to read and you keep covering it up!'
Tags:bird, birds, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, birdpoo, birdpoos, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, car, cars, restroom, restrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bird behaviour, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, ornithology, ornithologists, ornithologist, reynolds unwrapped
Everyone's A Critic
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, amateur, amateurs, art project, art projects, painter, painters, watercolorist, watercolourist, watercolourists, watercolorists, watercolours, watercolors, paint, paints, art critic, art critics, artist, artists, birdpoop, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, criticism, criticisms
'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'