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"At least we scared them."
Pterodactyl poos on a cavemans head
If birds had nightmares.
"I was reading that."
Tags:reading, read, reader, readers, newspaper, newspapers, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parrot, parrots, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, birdcage lining, birdcage linings, bird dropping, bird droppings, bird poop, bird poops, nuisance, nuisances, interrupted, cage, cages, cage lining, cage linings, bird cage lining, bird cage linings
"I'm a song bird."
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."
Tags:bird, birds, bird poop, bird poops, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, payback, get revenge, getting revenge, take revenge, taking revenge, laundry, hanging laundry, bird on the wire, telephone line, telephone lines, telephone pole, telephone poles, power line, power lines, doing laundry, do laundry
A birdhouse sits next to an outhouse.
'Looks like AIG got here before us!'
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
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'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'
Tags:parrot, parrots, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, bird-cage, bird-cages, birds of paradise, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, pet parrot, pet parrots, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, drunken, antic, antics, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking
'I'm trying to read and you keep covering it up!'
Tags:bird, birds, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, birdpoo, birdpoos, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, car, cars, restroom, restrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bird behaviour, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, ornithology, ornithologists, ornithologist, reynolds unwrapped
Everyone's A Critic
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'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'
'Oh no!! Those birds are making a mess all over our clean laundry, Burl!'
'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'
Things just weren't the same after switching to the digital version of the newspaper.
"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"
'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'
Statue of Moses of parting bird poop.
"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."
'This new app makes it so much easier to find all the public sculptures around town.'
". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."