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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
'You're just supposed to watch. They didn't ask for your opinion.'
"At least we scared them."
Pterodactyl poos on a cavemans head
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
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"I'm a song bird."
'I've got to give the birds credit, I was only parked there 2 minutes,'
"Wait for it...waaait for it..."
'Looks like AIG got here before us!'
'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'
Tags:parrot, parrots, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, bird-cage, bird-cages, birds of paradise, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, pet parrot, pet parrots, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, drunken, antic, antics, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
Tags:bird, birds, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, bird-bath, bird-baths, garden ornament, garden ornaments, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, candy bar, candy bars, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, chocolates
'I'm trying to read and you keep covering it up!'
Tags:bird, birds, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, birdpoo, birdpoos, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, car, cars, restroom, restrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bird behaviour, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, ornithology, ornithologists, ornithologist, reynolds unwrapped
Everyone's A Critic
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, amateur, amateurs, art project, art projects, painter, painters, watercolorist, watercolourist, watercolourists, watercolorists, watercolours, watercolors, wpaint, paints, art critic, art critics, artist, artists, birdpoop, birdpoops, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, criticism, criticisms
'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'
'Oh no!! Those birds are making a mess all over our clean laundry, Burl!'
'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'
"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"
'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'
Statue of Moses of parting bird poop.
'This new app makes it so much easier to find all the public sculptures around town.'
". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."
"Have you been eating bookworms?"
Nervous car wash owner sees huge flock of birds on his roof when he opens up for business.