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"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."
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A man walks past his bird bath in the winter; a penguin sitting on it looks at him.
"For the last time...where did you hide my Scotch?"
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bird feeder, bird feeders, bird-feeder, bird-feeders, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, scotch, scotches, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, rehab, rehabs, rehabilitation, hiding place, hiding space, dry spell, dry spells, drying out"I said you should get a hobby like bird watching."
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birdbath, bird, bird baths, birdbaths, bird birth, bathe, bathes, bathing, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, diving, swimming, birds, signs, prohibitions, rules, diver, divers, swimming baths, rules and regulations, yardI thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!
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cow, cows, farm animal, farm animals, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, farm, farming, bird, birds, birdbath, garden, secret, secrets, wash, washes, washing, clean, cleanliness, keep clean, keeping cleanBirdbath: Danger thin ice.
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birdbath, birdbaths, bird-bath, bird-baths, bird bath, bird baths, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, bird-watcher, bird-watchers, bird-watching, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, ice, thin ice, health and safety, safety warning, safety warnings"This property is close to local amenities: There's a bird bath in the garden below..."
"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."