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"I'm a song bird."
'I'm trying to read and you keep covering it up!'
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"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"
'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'
". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."
"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."
Birds pooping on a cat below.
"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"
"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."
Dove Poops on Peace Sign.
"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."
'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'
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"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"
"Welcome to 'Introductory Splatter Painting'."
"You're not a bird at a car wash. Stop it!"
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"This one is called 'Window of a Car I Flew Over'."
"Status report, sir! We have three cars being washed, and two statues that were recently cleaned!"