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'He's texting again.'
'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.
'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'
'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
Tags:mutiny, mutinies, bird, birds, parrot, parrots, talking bird, talking birds, treasure, treasures, chest, chests, tattle tale, tattle tales, crew, crews, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafaring, cheat, cheats, backstabbing, captain, captains, pirate, pirates, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, brevity, brevity
'This is the life right? Let me know if you see any rodents or anything.'
'You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.'
'He hasn't got a leg to stand on.'
'Oh my gosh, they're eating it This is soooo gross Wait til I tell the girls'
'You know, I'm really starting to get sick of crumbs. Just once I'd like a full meal... well thought out, and carefully prepared.'
Daily Affirmations: 'You can succeed!! You are a Peli-'CAN' not a peli-can't.'
"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."
A tightrope walker is thrown off by birds landing on one side of his balancing pole.
Tags:tightrope, tightropes, tightrope walker, tightrope walkers, balance, balances, balancing, balancing act, balancing acts, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, telephone pole, telephone poles, daredevil, daredevils, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, throw off, throws off, throwing off, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feat, feats, telephone wire, telephone wires
"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"
Tags:bird, birds, migration, migrations, bird migration, bird migrations, rent, renting, rented accommodation, renting accommodation, rental accommodation, rented property, renting property, rental property, time-share, time share, time-sharing, time sharing, landlord, landlords, land lord, land lords, autumn, bird box, bird boxes, birdbox, birdboxes, bird house, bird houses, birdhouse, birdhouses, real estate, letting, seasonal letting, seasonal rentals
I think I'll take the afternoon off."
Tags:employment, unemployment, unemployed, jobless, fired, laid off, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, bench, benches, city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern, modern world, modern life, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, economy, economics, economic, crash, financial crash, time off, afternoon off, day off
"The jackdaws are picking at my very heart!"
"The next number is also birdsong."
"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
The Free Range Finch
Tags:statue, statues, alexander hamilton, hamilton, impolite, impoliteness, memorial, memorials, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, hisotry, us history, american history, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, 2016, 2016 news
Tarzan Of The Cranes
Tags:tarzan of the, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spin off, spin-off, crane, cranes, ape, apes, bird, birds, jungle, jungles, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."
"They do very well in a talk show format."
Tags:parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, chat show, chat shows, chat-show, chat-shows, talk show, talk shows, talk-show, talk-shows, late night tv, late night television, format, formats, tv format, tv formats, television format, television formats