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'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'
"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."
"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."
'I don't care what your friends are doing. You're not leaving this house until your fix your label, young lady!'
"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
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'No, I didn't download you off the internet, I gave birth to you. End of discussion!'
You have to do WHAT to get that kid out of there?
"Dad said he wanted to talk to us about birds and bees so we're doing a little advance research."
'How did you handle it when your kid asked you that embarrassing question, 'Daddy, what's your credit score?''
"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."
"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"
'I think it's time you discuss the facts of life with your son. he's been telling his classmates you got him on eBay.'
'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'
'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'
'... and then some giant machine punched a hole through my stomach, and that's how you were born.'
"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"
"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."
"My Dad gave me the birds and bees talk, I don't think he could handle the real facts of life."
"I learned about the birds and the bees in school. Now tell me about the bulls and bears."
"It's time to talk about the birds and bees? Sure dad, what do you want to know?"
"Jim, don't you think it's time you told Travis to look up the meaning of 'Birds and Bees' on google?"
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'The facts of life are like republicans and democrats. They occasionally get together and a bill is drawn.'
'When you got me, did you have to pay shipping and handling?'