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A man walking his dog sees a mysterious figure with bird feet feeding pigeons.
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"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."
The Bird Feeder
'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'
"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."
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"You're right-they are sliders!"
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Don't forget the birds - they are having a hard time of it.
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"The feeder is for George."
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"Damn it! If it's not the squirrels getting into the bird feeder, it's old man Walters!"
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'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'
Alfred Hitchcock As A Kid
"Sometimes I wish we liked pizza and hamburgers."
"Got any Gatorade? I'm a racing pigeon."
A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.
'Polly wants a T-bone steak.'
"I'm really sorry, Mr. Thompson... it seems I got the chalk mixed up with the birdseed!"
Death feeding the birds.
"In case you haven't noticed, the bird table is empty."
"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"
'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'
'Take me to your feeder.'
'What are you putting in your bird feeder?'
'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'
'Where can I buy parrot seed?'