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Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.
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"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."
"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."
Tags:warble, warbles, warbler, warblers, bird, birds, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, astronaut, astronauts, hobbyist, hobbyists, identify, identifies, identification, identifications, space flight, outer space, pass the time, passes the time, passing the time, guess, guesses, guessing game, guessing games
"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
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"I'll be damned – a Bachman's warbler on the President's limo!"
Angels flock to a bird-feeder.
Audubon Guide To Neighbors
'Pretend you don't notice him.'
"Birds talk about birdwatchers."
"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"
Tags:birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, consumerism, consumer, consumers, generation z, gen z, gen-z, young person, stupid, stupidity, stupid question, stupid questions, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, brand, brands, shopping, shopper, shoppers
'Pretend you don't notice him.'
"I'm pretty sure it's a jaybird."
Tags:jaybird, jaybirds, birdwatching, bird watching, bird watcher, bird watchers, birdwatching, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, disagreements, plucked bird, plucked birds, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, natuirsts, birdfeeder, birdfeeders, bird feeder, bird feeders
'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'
Bald Eagle with a Wig
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'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'
"My weight in nectar, on the rocks."
Tags:hummingbird, hummingbirds, humming bird, humming birds, nectar, pollinator, pollinators, pollinating, big eater, big eaters, drink, drinks, bartender, bartenders, order, orders, ordering, ornithologist, ornithologist, ornithology, bird, birds, bird watcher, bird watchers, birder, birders, birding, birdwatching, weight, weights, bodyweight, bodyweights, body weight, body weights
Tags:bird, birds, bird watching, bird watcher, bird watchers, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird-watcher, bird-watchers, bird-watching, vengeance, vengeful, revenge, reprisals, vengeance, hobby, nature, karma, night, sleep, reprisal, revenge, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, hobby
'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'
Birds Building House
'It looks like a rare 2008 Marks and Spencers!' - twitchers of the future
Tags:woodpecker, tree, birdhouse, birdhouses, bird house, bird houses, bird-house, bird-houses, trees, woodpeckers, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, property builder, property builders, home builder, home builders, nest, nests
Bird Beak Flute
Tags:bird watching, bird, birds, interior, interiors, bird-watching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird-watchers, bird-watcher, birding, binoculars, aves, giant bird, giant birds, birdwatching, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, night, night time, nighttime birding, nighttime birdwatching, infrared binoculars, spy, spying, peek, peeking, invasion of privacy, privacy, reverse, reversed situation, reverse
"I hate having my calls monitored."
"Hey, is it just me, or did I see that bird just raise his wing and extend his middle feather?"