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"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."
"You know, I've never actually seen your birth certificate."
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'Bring your birth certificate when you pick me up - My Dad will want to see it.'
'My dog ate my homework and my birth certificate!'
"Billy to base. I found the motherload, but I don't think the sunshine will penetrate this deep."
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GOP chooses between a bottle of 'Fake Birth Certificate' and a drug of 'He's a Muslim'.
'That's birth certificate fraud!'
"My parents named me Zbigniew because they were drunk."
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'I asked to see your birth certificate. This is your death certificate.'
'We've uncovered your birth certificate,'
"Did you bring our birth certificates, photo ID, passport and citizen papers?"
'We will concede, the president ws born in Hawaii! But where as he conceived!?'
'I need 50.1% of the vote, and appreciate the fine people who support me' - Mitt Romney.
Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.
'When he was a baby he was so ugly he didn't get a birth certificate, he got an invoice.'
'Seriously! These birthers just won't leave me alone!'
'Because of your inadequate insurance coverage, your baby arrived C.O.D.'
'OK,OK! A Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, which brings up another issue...are you THAT Obama, or the Muslim Obama that so many believe you are?'
On the trail.
Child Support: 'Under name of father you've put Dunno Somebloke - is that an ethnic name?'
'Actually, my name is Gord Zilla...they got it wrong on my birth certificate!'
"In addition to a name for his birth certificate, would you like him to reserve an email address and a cell phone number for him?"
'Of course, son, you'll have to prove yourself. Flash your birth certificate around the consortium, that'll do the trick.'