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'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'
"If government doesn't outlaw birth control society will collapse."
Tags:birth control, birth controls, abortionist, abortionists, abortion, abortions, same sex marriage, same sex marriages, same-sex marriages, lgbt right, transgender rights, prejudice, prejudices, discrimination, homophobics, homophobe, transphobia, transphobic, transphobe, transphobes, transphobics, gay rights, gay marriages, sexual orientation, sexual orientations
You have a visitor and...oh!...oh!...he looks angry!'
"Don't worry - I'm on the pill."
"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."
What Population Problem?
"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
Tags:cats, freak out, kittens, spayed, pets, spayed, neutered, fixed, cat, pet, prank, pranks, pranking, kitten, offspring, baby, babies, freaks out, freaking out, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, responsible, responsibility, frighten, frightens, frightening, family planning, birth control
'I'm a practicing Catholic...but I really don't have a problem with the government's position on insurance and birth control.'
Upcoming Vatican Announcements
Tags:the vatican, vatican, religion, religious, religiously, religious imagery, catholic church, the catholic church, catholic, catholicism, satire, satirical, parody, parodies, future, predict, prediction, predictions, futuristic, pope, popes, the pope, democritus, science, scientific advancements, scientific, announcement, announcements, recognise, recognize, recognised, recognized, darwin, darwinism, mistake, mistakes, contraception, contraceptive, contraceptives, birth control, birth-control, parody, parodies
"No, sorry, folks ??" you still can't afford to start a family."
"Wow! The Chinese economy supports almost 765 million Chinese jobs!"
'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'
"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.
"Yeah, I lost a potentially serious boyfriend over a texting typo. I told him I had a DUI instead of an IUD, and I never heard from him again."
Tags:iud, intrauterine device, birth control, women's health, reproductive health, reproductive medicine, dui, driving under the influence, law enforcement, misunderstandings, typos, texting, smartphones, mobile devices, date, dates, boyfriend material, girlfriend material, lovers, relationships, drinking and driving, alcohol, spirits
'We lemmings no longer jump into the sea! Now we limit our population with birth control!'
"I always wear protection. This is a flea collar."
"He was conceived in a fit of irony."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, mom, moms, mothers, mother, motherhood, mum, mums, dad, dads, fathers, father, fatherhood, pop, pops, new parents, new parent, new parenthood, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, stroller, strollers, conception, conceive, conceived, irony, ironic, unexpected pregnancy, unexpected pregnancies, family planning, unplanned pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies, birth control, birth controls, contraception, contraceptions
"Wouldn't be my first choice for birth control, but it'll definitely help."
Tags:baseball cap, baseball caps, cop, childproof cop, goofy fashions, cops, childproof caps, goofy fashion, looking cool, date, dates, contraceptive, contraceptives, contraception, contraceptions, relationships, birth control, not sexy, turn off, passion, love life, romantic, passion, attractive, unattractive
"I thought you were on the pill."
"Good News, Hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood.
Tags:family, families, large family, hectic family, large families, hectic families, family planning, birth control, affordable birth control, reproductive health care, reproductive health, gop, defund, defunded, defunding, defunding planned parenthood, reduce funds, republican govenment, trumps administration, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, acting against own interests, marital disharmony
"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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'If Sandra Fluke floats, she is a slut. If she sinks, she is a veery tricky slut.'
'If you're pregnant it wasn't rape.'
'I know how to keep them under control...'
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