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"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."
'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'
Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,
Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.
Fatal mistake at the moth birthday party
Fireflies Get Blown Out.
'I wish I looked like a model.'
Make a wish! I wish I wasn't forty...
"Make an attainable wish."
"Exactly. It's time you changed the batteries in the smoke alarm."
"This is what happens when you lack a brain and throw your own surprise birthday party."
"Go ahead, dear, and make a wish."
"Someone is using those at-home do-it-yourself waxing kits."
"I didn't. She keeps having hot flashes and reigniting them herself."
"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."
In case of fire...break glass, make a wish, and blow out the candles.
"I wish for a bag of roaster nuts."
"My brother likes to party. He's a wild fire."
"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"
"I hope this dude has better breath than the last guy!"
"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"
"This is a wax job if I've ever seen one!"
Dumb Birthday Jokes