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"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."
'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'
Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,
Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.
Fatal mistake at the moth birthday party
Fireflies Get Blown Out.
'I wish I looked like a model.'
Make a wish! I wish I wasn't forty...
"Make an attainable wish."
"Exactly. It's time you changed the batteries in the smoke alarm."
"This is what happens when you lack a brain and throw your own surprise birthday party."
"Go ahead, dear, and make a wish."
"Someone is using those at-home do-it-yourself waxing kits."
"I didn't. She keeps having hot flashes and reigniting them herself."
"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."
In case of fire...break glass, make a wish, and blow out the candles.
"I wish for a bag of roaster nuts."
"My brother likes to party. He's a wild fire."
"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"
"I hope this dude has better breath than the last guy!"
"This is a wax job if I've ever seen one!"
"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"
Dumb Birthday Jokes