Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Why, thank you dear – I suppose five gallons of gas is a thoughtful birthday gift."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, gift, gifts, present, presents, last-minute, last minute, last-minute gift, thoughtless, thoughtless gift, thoughtless gifts, thoughtless present, thoughtless presents, thoughtful gift, thoughtful gifts, thoughtful present, thoughtfull presents, husband, husbands, stereotype, steretypes, gender stereotypes
Tags:gift, gifts, suspense, birthday, birthdays, birthday present, birthday presents, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas present, xmas presents, xmas gift, xmas gifts, birthday gift, birthday gifts, expectation, expectations, bated breath, excitement, excited, tenterhook, tenterhooks, eager, eagerness, bated-breath
"I take it this is a very special occasion."
Tags:diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jeweler, jewelry, jewelers, jewelry shop, gem, gems, precious stones, precious, gem, precious gems, gift, gifts, present, presents, celebration, celebrate, celebrations, milestones, milestone, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, special occasion, special occasions, birthday gift, birthday gifts, engagement ring, engagement rings, jeweller, jewellry, jewellers, jewellry shop, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, romance, romantic, shop, shopping, shopper, customer, customers, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespersons, big purchase, big purchases
"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, birthday gift, birthdays gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, getting old, getting older, ageing, bad gift, bad gifts, insult, insults, tic, tics, annoying, irritating, irritation, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Aren't you happy that I gave you a umbrella for your birthday?"
'Hope you like it. I put a LOT of thought into it.'
"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."
"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."
"Some assembly required."
Clive had searched high and low for an unusual birthday gift!"
"I'm very touched, fellows."
Tags:mafia, mafia member, mafia leader, mafia leaders, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, touching, touched, perfect gift, perfect present, witness, witnesses, killing, killings, murder, murders, hit man, hit men, hit, hits, whacked, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, crime boss, crime bosses, mob boss, mob bosses, crime syndicate, crime syndicates
"It's a special birthday, hon. I got your car washed."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, special birthday, special birthdays, happy birthday, special occasion, special occasions, celebration, celebrations, gift, gifts, present, presents, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, bow, bows, wrapping, wrapped, car wash, car washes, washing the car, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
Never getting the right present phobia: 'I know there's nothing in it. You have everything.'
"Oh, great! It's my birthday, and he's giving me MORE work!"
Tags:bee, bumble bee, bumble bees, bees, birthdays, ageing, flower, flowers, pollination, flower, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, birthday, aging, work, boss, secretary, flowers, work, bee hive, bee hives, hive, hives, present, presents, gift, gifts, worker bees, overworked, overwork, work load, work loads
'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'
'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'
'You kids are so lucky today. In my day, all we had to play with were rocks.'
We appeased the fire god last week. Its your wife's birthday!
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, husbands, birthday, birthdays, wife, wife's, wives, maya, mayan, mayan culture, mayan sacrifice, mayan sacrifices, birthday present, birthday presents, birthday gift, birthday gifts, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, sacrifice, sacrifices, human sacrifice, human sacrifices
'Poor Olivia doesn't get very many birthday presents -- she still lives with both her original parents.'
"For your birthday I'm going to give you 24 hours technical support."
That was the day they discovered Jim's packing-peanut allergy.'
"Where do you keep the cards with the money in them?"
"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."
'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'
Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'