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'Now you know why they call it cowHIDE.'
'First of all - it's a birthmark!'
"You're sure it's a birthmark?"
"So my symptoms aren't serious...but what' so damn funny about them?"
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"Actually, it's a birthmark."
There's always something you don't want to find out about yourself.
"What's that on your side Dave? Birthmark?"
'Hope you don't mind, but Brenda here noticed that if she connected the moles on your chest, it looks just like John Tesh.'
Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.
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Spotted dog on phone: 'No, that's just the problem, Doctor. I'm not a dalmatian.'
'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'
'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'
'That's a birthmark, Billy. The doctor gave it to me when you were born.'
'This isn't a birthmark, it's a map to your mother's.'
'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'
Sorry son, The laboratory said they were legally bound to give you that birthmark
That's one hell of a birthmark you have there, son!
"Honestly mate, I'm not really into football...THIS is actually a rare skin condition..."
"Baldo...to get a girl's atttention, you have to be yourself. Don't pretend to be someone you're not. That never works."
"Mom, how long have I had this birthmark?"