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"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."
Tags:technology, tech, girl scout cookies, cookies, cookie, biscuit, biscuits, sweet treat, sweet treats, thin mints, cryptocookies, cryptocookie, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, crypto currency, crypto currencies, bitcoin, digital, digital copy, digital copies, unsatisfying, intangible, non-physical
"Forget about me, kid. I'm going to die in this joint… start a new life." "Cookie…."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, visitation, visitations, visitor, visitors, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, treat, treats, man's best friend, loyalty, loyal, confusion.confused, misunderstanding
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
Tags:lent, give up, giving up, gave up, gives up, fast, fasting, fasts, fasted, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, holiday, holidays, christmas, new year, easter, eastertime, easter time, easter egg, easter eggs, chocolate egg, chocolate eggs, egg, eggs, easter time, spring, springtime, dinette set
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,
"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie."
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'
"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, gingerbread, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, food, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, flight risk, flight risks, run away, escape
"But, when she got there, the cupboard was bare. It was then I discovered that bones were not an entitlement."
Miracle Mom #5,293
Tags:supermom, supermoms, super, supermum, supermums, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, miracle, miracles, strong, strong woman, strong women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, raising children, raising a child, child, children, kid, kids, family, families, bus, buses, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, save, saves, saving, save the day, saving the day, lifting a bus
'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'
Tags:dairy, dairies, milk, milks, milking, milker, milkers, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, dairy product, dairy products, biscuit, biscuits, stable, sables, treat, treats, cow, cows, cattle, bull, bulls, barn, barns, barnyard, barnyards, farmyard, farmyards, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Of all the ovens in all the kitchens, she walks into mine."
"Willard! About your mother's biscuits and coleslaw! Shut up about your mother's biscuits! And shut up about your mother's coleslaw!"
"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gingerbread, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, food, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, eating, delicious, amputations
'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, offer, offers, offering, final offer, treat, treats, biscuit, biscuits, pat, pats, good dog, praise, client, clients, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, mediation
Eat the Author
"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."
If you give a mouse a french cookie
"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"
Tags:reminder, reminders, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery, groceries, grocery list, grocery lists, supermarket, supermarkets, supermarket trip, supermarket trips, biscuit, biscuits, snack, snacks, dog biscuit, dog biscuits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet food, dog food, dog foods, store trip, store trips, nag, nags, nagging
"I'm sick of hearing how the cookie crumbles."
Tags:cookie, cookies, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, gingerbread, gingerbreads, baker, bakers, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, married couples, wife, wives, bored, domestic, domestics, conversation, that's the way the cookie crumbles, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, spat, spats, marriage, marital, biscuit, biscuits, cake, cakes
Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
Tags:second-rate, second-tier, magazine, magazines, mom, moms, mums, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, parent, parents, parenting, food preparation, meal preparation, cooking, home cooking, homecooking, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, recipe, recipes, soup, chicken, casserole, casseroles, pizza, cookies, biscuits, ingredient, ingredients, bake, baking, no time, time, busy, busy mom, busy moms, busy mum, busy mums, perfect mom, perfect moms, perfect mum, perfect mums, perfect mother, perfect mothers, perfect, ordering delivery, delivery, remorse, regret, guilt, family, families, chore, chores, kitchen, kitchens, store-bought, pre-cooked, precooked, frozen, ready-made, cooking from scratch
Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.