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"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."
The DaVinci Cold.
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Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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You have a visitor and...oh!...oh!...he looks angry!'
'Mr Bagley, I'm afraid there's rather more to being a bishop than having your own hat.'
A bishop takes an elevator
New Chess Pieces
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'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'
"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"
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'I think I can speak for the Bishop, when I say...'
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"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."
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'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'
"We're trying to decide which new church to join. So tell me, do you wear boxers or briefs?"
'But Bishop, if you don't know all the answers, who does?'
God is for life not just for Christmas.
'As you suspected, Your Grace, these heretics refuse to embrace the principles of equality and diversity.'
"Is this supposed to be a joke?"
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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Bishop using curling irons on his staff.
'I keep having this nightmare where everybody's wearing taller hats than mine.'
"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."
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