Bistros Cartoons and Comics

Nail Bar

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Are you sure you can convert this into a Health Food Bistro?'

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

"Oh, look. Better put me down, honey."

Dinner Mates.

Expected Wait: 6 Texts, 3 Tweets, 2 Emails.

"... Would I like a 'doggie bag'?... No, thanks. But, you could bring me a 'sick bag'."

"Waiter. This steak tartare is undercooked!"

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Do you have a reservation?'

'I trust the meal meets with Sir's approval?'

'They certainly know how to charge!'

"We're on Easter cards this year and bistro menus next year!"

"That's a very popular choice, sir. And that's why we've sold out."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.