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"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."
'Met my sister for lunch the other day. She's actually beginning to show her age. Of course, not her real age.'
'You can tell her age by counting the rings.'
"Elizabeth was erudite, concise and effective in the meeting today, Amy. The time has come to crush her like a bug."
What do your shoes say about you?
What could be worse than being a celebrity on Big Brother? Wanting to be a Celebrity on Big Brother!
Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa
"The only way she can still be in her twenties is if her birthday is 29th February!"
'What a surprise seeing you here. Having your ‘before' picture taken?'
'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'
'What bothers me is his hairier-than-thou attitude.'
'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'
"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"
"Without freedom to offend, freedom of speech hardly matters, bitch."