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'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'
"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
Tags:daughter, daughters, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, mothering, overprotective, over-protective, protective, schoolyard, schoolyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bite, bites, biting, bitten, fight, fights, fighting, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
Tags:diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, problem, problems, bite, bites, biting, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, ailment, ailments, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, problem, problems, health problem, health problems, monkey on your back, monkeys on your back, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worry, worries, worrying, stress, stress management
'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'
Tags:sting, stings, bite, bites, insect, insects, bug, bugs, wasp, wasps, bee, bees, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, allergy, allergies, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, physician, physicians, patient, patients, exam, exams, medical, medicals, appointment, appointments, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, gila monster, gila monsters, language, languages, pronunciation, english, unhelpful, wasting time, biting, bite, emergency, emergencies
"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."
Tags:promotion, promotions, promoted, corporate ladder, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, mentor, mentors, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, bark, barks, bite, bites, desk job, desk jobs, appraisal, appraisals, canine, canines, disciplinary proceeding, disciplinary action, bark is worse than his bite, disciplinary actions, disciplinary proceedings
"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
Tags:pet, pets, hell, hellscape, hellscapes, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, beast, beasts, hellbeast, hellbeasts, hell beast, hell beasts, hound, hounds, bite, bites, biting, out of control, cave, caves, wild dog, wild dogs, wolf, wolves, threaten, threatens, threatening, unsafe
A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.
Tags:vampire, vampires, vampirism, salt, salts, salting, taste, tastes, tasty, bite, bites, biting, neck, necks, throat, throats, season, seasons, seasoning, season to taste, preference, preferences, salt lover, salt lovers, blood pressure, maiden, maidens, blood, drink blood, drinks blood, drinking blood, horror, horror movie, horror film, horror films, monster film, monster films
'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'
Tags:fish, fishing, fisher, fishers, fishes, fished, fisherman, fishermen, bass, tournament, fish fry, catch and release, bite it, bite, bitten, catch, catches, catcher, catchers, caught, kill, killed, kills, tricked, trick, tricks, lie, lied, liar, lying, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
Tags:shark, sharks, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, advice, advise, advises, advising, bite, bites, biting, bitten, beach, beaches, sea, seas, bop, bops, bopping, punch, punches, punched, punching, vice, vices, grip, grips, gripped, nose, noses, escape, escapes, escaping, close to home
"Buy it and I'll get it off you."
Homeless dog with sign saying 'bit the hand that fed me'.
Tags:dog, dogs, homeless, street, streets, sleeping rough, beg, begs, begging, hat, hats, change, donate, donating, donation, donations, ferrel, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, wild, bit, bits, bitten, bite, bites, hand, hands, feed, feeds, feeding, fed, kicked out, got rid off, sign, signs, explanation, explanations, owner, owners, rehome, rehoming
A mounted fish eats a man's arm
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
Tags:vampire, vampires, fang, fangs, dentures, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, bite, bites, biting, bitten, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, toothless, teeth, dentist, dentists, dentistry
'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'
"I got yelled at for biting him but never got thanks for boosting his immune system."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, bite, bites, bitten, biting, dog owner, dog owners, tetanus, immune system, immune systems, injection, injections, protect, protection, protecting, fix up, fix, annoy, annoys, annoyed, disappointed, disappointment, rude, injure, injures, injuring, perspective, perspectives, pet, pets, opinion, opinions, boost, boosts, boosting
'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'
"The bedbugs got to me first."
"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, going to the dentist, sharpened, sharp, pointy, pointed, fang, fangs, whitened, teeth whitening, businessman, businessmen, bite, threatening, threaten, creepy, scary, vampire, vampires