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'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
Tags:daughter, daughters, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, mothering, overprotective, over-protective, protective, schoolyard, schoolyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bite, bites, biting, bitten, fight, fights, fighting, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners
"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
Tags:diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, problem, problems, bite, bites, biting, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, ailment, ailments, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, problem, problems, health problem, health problems, monkey on your back, monkeys on your back, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worry, worries, worrying, stress, stress management
"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, gila monster, gila monsters, language, languages, pronunciation, english, unhelpful, wasting time, biting, bite, emergency, emergencies
"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
Tags:pet, pets, hell, hellscape, hellscapes, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, beast, beasts, hellbeast, hellbeasts, hell beast, hell beasts, hound, hounds, bite, bites, biting, out of control, cave, caves, wild dog, wild dogs, wolf, wolves, threaten, threatens, threatening, unsafe
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, cannibal, cannibals, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.
Tags:vampire, vampires, vampirism, salt, salts, salting, taste, tastes, tasty, bite, bites, biting, neck, necks, throat, throats, season, seasons, seasoning, season to taste, preference, preferences, salt lover, salt lovers, blood pressure, maiden, maidens, blood, drink blood, drinks blood, drinking blood, horror, horror movie, horror film, horror films, monster film, monster films
'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
Tags:shark, sharks, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, advice, advise, advises, advising, bite, bites, biting, bitten, beach, beaches, sea, seas, bop, bops, bopping, punch, punches, punched, punching, vice, vices, grip, grips, gripped, nose, noses, escape, escapes, escaping, close to home
"Buy it and I'll get it off you."
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
Tags:vampire, vampires, fang, fangs, dentures, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, bite, bites, biting, bitten, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, toothless, teeth, dentist, dentists, dentistry
'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'
"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."
'What's good for biting nails?'
"Well, there he goes. Man, I can't believe he bit on that."
'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'
"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."
'My brother bites.'
Pet T-Rex Mood issue.