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"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'
"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
Tags:daughter, daughters, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, mothering, overprotective, over-protective, protective, schoolyard, schoolyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bite, bites, biting, bitten, fight, fights, fighting, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'
Tags:fish, fishing, fisher, fishers, fishes, fished, fisherman, fishermen, bass, tournament, fish fry, catch and release, bite it, bite, bitten, catch, catches, catcher, catchers, caught, kill, killed, kills, tricked, trick, tricks, lie, lied, liar, lying, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
Tags:shark, sharks, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, advice, advise, advises, advising, bite, bites, biting, bitten, beach, beaches, sea, seas, bop, bops, bopping, punch, punches, punched, punching, vice, vices, grip, grips, gripped, nose, noses, escape, escapes, escaping, close to home
Homeless dog with sign saying 'bit the hand that fed me'.
Tags:dog, dogs, homeless, street, streets, sleeping rough, beg, begs, begging, hat, hats, change, donate, donating, donation, donations, ferrel, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, wild, bit, bits, bitten, bite, bites, hand, hands, feed, feeds, feeding, fed, kicked out, got rid off, sign, signs, explanation, explanations, owner, owners, rehome, rehoming
A mounted fish eats a man's arm
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
Tags:vampire, vampires, fang, fangs, dentures, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, bite, bites, biting, bitten, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, toothless, teeth, dentist, dentists, dentistry
'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'
"I got yelled at for biting him but never got thanks for boosting his immune system."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, bite, bites, bitten, biting, dog owner, dog owners, tetanus, immune system, immune systems, injection, injections, protect, protection, protecting, fix up, fix, annoy, annoys, annoyed, disappointed, disappointment, rude, injure, injures, injuring, perspective, perspectives, pet, pets, opinion, opinions, boost, boosts, boosting
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
"The bedbugs got to me first."
"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."
'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.
"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"
"So, you're being attacked by an angry badger."
Tags:badger, badgers, badger attack, badger attacks, angry, anger, angry badger, angry badgers, attack, attacked, attacking, bite, bites, bitten, badger bite, badger bites, biting, animal bite, animal bites, self help book, self help books, book, books, self help, library, libraries, save our libraries
Man cannot afford veterinary treatment for dog so attempts to administer an injection himself.
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, vet, vets, veterinary, veterinary practice, veterinary practices, expensive, unaffordable, insurance, pet insurane, medicate, medicates, medication, needle, needles, adminster, administers, administering, inject, injects, injecting, emergency rooms, emergency room, doctor, doctors, attack, attack, attacked, bitten, hospital, hospitals, sedate, sedation
Pet T-Rex Mood issue.
'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'
'His BACH is worse than his bite.'
"She's just teething."
'Remember, Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. One minute more and you attack!'
'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last 4 bosses.'