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'Did you get any feedback on that audit report?'
"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."
"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"
"Ha-ha, you should see the other guy! And by that I mean, have you seen the other guy? He's very big, but my bag, and just beat me in a bar fight."
"It wasn't a gift Mrs. Banks. I had to fight really hard to get it."
"Apparently somebody's idea of heaven was an ostensible black eye."
'I admitted the pun was intended.'
'I see that the new foreman has already left an impression on you.'
'I've got a black-eye!' 'You've always got a black-eye!'
'What ever you do, DON'T try the punch.'
Old Fred's Seat
"I said to the boy, 'Oh, yeah, make me!' And he poked me with a stick and gave me two black eyes!"
"That's the last time I go to a sale and yell: 'Wow! 95% off!'"
"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."
"Wow! - Who gave you the black eye. . . ?"