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Hargraves stopped and studied the fresh tracks. Too deep for bobcat... too big for black bear... No, these belonged to the most dangerous animal of all! Man!
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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
"Do you think I like standing in a freezing stream, eating raw, slimy fish?"
"Show me the honey!"
"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."
'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'
Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.
Black Bear Fact: Bears wake up from hibernation just long enough to give birth to their cubs.
Computers affect real life.
'Yo, Philip! He claims he hunts only for food, not sport. Do we care?'
'Maul him, Boog! Maul him! ... Tickling has no effect.'
... And the Pied Accordionist led the hunters out of the woods, across the meadow and into the river - never to be seen again.
'Oh, that's brilliant, Gary. Keep it up. Thrash around. Whimper and moan. Make sure that every animal in the woods knows we're coming!'
'I need someone who can go in there and bang some bodies around.'
The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...
Arkansas, The Bear State
Martha struggles with understanding her adolescent black bear...
'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'
"Yeah sure, we go close to human dwellings to look for food in bins, but truthfully, it's more for the WiFi access..."
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'You would never catch ME wearing white after labor day.'
'By the way, your garbage can lid is loose.'
'It's safer to eat the environmentalists... they almost never carry guns.'
'Would you be offended if I ate you?'
Bear to other: 'The caffeine kept me up all winter.'