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A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.
Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
"You claim you acted in self-defense."
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Tags:situational, situation, situations, skill, skills, self defense, self defence, self-defense, self-defence, karate, karate chop, break wood, breaking wood, jiu jitsu, jitsu, bjj, grapple, grappling, wrestling, wrestle, contact sport, contact sports, sport, sports, physical, physically, specific, specifics, specific skill set, exercise, exercises, party trick, party tricks, play on words, word play, word-play, white belt, black belt, martial art, martial, martial arts
Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...
Show Me Your Side Kick
Since his black belt certification in Process Improvement, Henry's presentations had become unbearable.
Tags:process improvement, optimization, optimize, optimizes, optimizing, black belt, quality management, statistical modelling, project methodology, dfss, quality management, processes, presentation, presentations, business presentation, business presentations, office presentation, office presentations
'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
Martial arts and clumsiness.
'Wait, Dennis, you fool! That gorilla has a black belt!'
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
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'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'
"This might be a stick-up...but first...do you know karate or are you just in your robe?"
'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'
'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'
"Three more classes and I get my belt."
'Back off, creep. My boyfriend's got a black belt in karaoke.'
Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!
"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."
"I tried to warn you Carl, he's a 5th dan black belt in origami...!"